IT SEEMS LIKE I’VE BEEN Schafer-adjacent all of my life. Started school with two of ‘em (Lindsey and Joe Lynn), then added another (Dale) in the sixth grade when the Perryton contingent moved to town I’ve been learning from Schafers my whole life. Lynard and Glenna put on a clinic for the entirety of their marriage in teamwork and devotion. Ever watched them two-step? Yeah, me t...